BExplode THAT'S IT YOU DAMN WEEBS, I GOT A BLAST MASK ON AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO USE IT
Link looked back up to ZFG and thanked him. "Without you, I would never have been able to defeat Voldemort!" ZFG looked impressed. Knowing full well how awesome he was. "How can I ever repay you?" Link asked shyly. "Well..." ZFG replied "I can think of one way" Then things got freaky deaky. Afterwards, link said "I knew you were a speedrunner, but I didn't think you would finish that fast!" Then they both laughed. THE END.
There's only so many times I'm going to listen to ZFG's fucking cough. Honestly, at this point, I'm over it. Seriously. It's disgusting, it's offensive to all 5 senses, and it's driving viewers away. ZFG's been bitching and moaning for a while now about his increasing irrelevancy. Hey, Earth to ZFG, it's your FUCKING cough that is making people lose interest. Sort your shit out and stop fucking coughing all over us.
ZFG doesn't cough because he's sick, he coughs because he's actually an astral being that a warlock placed into a speedrunner's body. Whenever he coughs the being is trying to escape back to his astral dimension
Hey ZFG, this is Gohma, and who the fuck do you think you are? I just sit at the bottom of a massive tree, and you think you can just WESS up to my door and kill me. Recently you've even started using me to clip through my own door! I am extremely appalled by your actions. My life and my room are for me to control, not for you to use them to warp into Ganon's room. Please stop killing me, or I'll have to talk to my friend Volvagia again..
ZFG packed a bag with his nintendo 64, OoT, and his lucky mashing spoon before setting out on his journey on his majestic steed, Epona (that's the name he gave to his bicycle.) He rode to the end of his driveway and fell over on his bike. "Oh my god." He said as he reset. This repeated for the next few hours because he wanted green splits for the beginning of his adventure.
The year is 2020. AGDQ holds their first ever "GDQ Awards". The announcer finally gets to Ocarina of time. "And the winner of the Fastest Runner in OoT award goes to...." Everyone looks at ZFG and smiles. "...The Running Man". The Running Man comes up to the stage to claim his reward, but not before saying to ZFG "Sorry, but I beat you by one second".
Zfg1 here's an emote idea. It's not necessarily to fill a new spot but to replace a spot you already have. zfgGCPurple is a terrible emote. it should be zfgGCWhite. Before chat blasts ME with cmonBruh they should blast you with it, cause you're the one using a white controller, not a purple. SO WHY IS zfgGCPurple an emote when you use JP WHITE? DAMN IT.
I wake up now, and it seems, that it was not just all a dream. And tonight I'll rest upon my bed, knowing that a good boi is dead. And as a doggo angel soars, let's honor him with a Sub 4.