Ennopp isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with link? Dennis puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. Zfg breaks records. Ennopp breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the mjölk.

Ah, but ennopp112, I don’t think you have a choice in the matter do you? Chat is your only master. We control your income, your wellbeing, your self-esteem, and even your skill at running a game. We are your everything, ennopp112, and it would be good of you to not forget this fact. So do yourself a favor, ennopp1122. Get the last mask. We are sure you’ll love the experience, and if you don’t, well, just remember that it’s better than the alternative. zfgSmug

The year is 2035. EnNopp's mjölk points have quickly developed into one of the most valuable crypto currencies in the world. Elsewhere, Tanner sits alone in his dark, dingy apartment, watching EnNopps's stream, desperately trying to gamble for some mjölk points. He types "!gamble all" in chat, and anxiously awaits the results. Upon seeing EnNopp reset, Tanner puts a gun to his head and lets out one final "never lucky" before pulling the trigger.